152989    11:34

hypnictwitch:

madmaudlingoes:

tygermama:

penfairy:

why DO teenage girls go through a witch/occult phase? I had tarot cards and a spellbook and I knew a group of girls who messed with ouija boards and another who had ghost hunting equipment. “oh yeah Cindy’s just going through that girly phase where she tries to raise the dead.”

theory - we want power and know our culture doesn’t want to give us any?

Addendum: witches are one of the few cultural figures of female empowerment that don’t derive their power from their relationship to a man.

Galaxy brain: all women have suppressed magic inside them waiting to be unleashed

hypnictwitch:

madmaudlingoes:

tygermama:

penfairy:

why DO teenage girls go through a witch/occult phase? I had tarot cards and a spellbook and I knew a group of girls who messed with ouija boards and another who had ghost hunting equipment. “oh yeah Cindy’s just going through that girly phase where she tries to raise the dead.”

theory - we want power and know our culture doesn’t want to give us any?

Addendum: witches are one of the few cultural figures of female empowerment that don’t derive their power from their relationship to a man.

Galaxy brain: all women have suppressed magic inside them waiting to be unleashed

35465    11:14

funereal-disease:

theweegeemeister:

Some people: Pokemon have to have good lore and an interesting naming scheme for me to like them. They can’t just be some stupid, slapped together design! It has to be well thought out and deep.

My dumb ass: I love Whiscash because it’s a catfish with whiskers. That’s why its called Whiscash. It also has a w on his forehead. The w stands for Whiscash :-)

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my husband says that Whiscash “looks like he wants to make you pancakes” and honestly that’s just the tea 

funereal-disease:

theweegeemeister:

Some people: Pokemon have to have good lore and an interesting naming scheme for me to like them. They can’t just be some stupid, slapped together design! It has to be well thought out and deep.

My dumb ass: I love Whiscash because it’s a catfish with whiskers. That’s why its called Whiscash. It also has a w on his forehead. The w stands for Whiscash :-)

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my husband says that Whiscash “looks like he wants to make you pancakes” and honestly that’s just the tea 

290289    14:37

holder-of-stars:

queenrinacat:

brainstatic:

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

My expectations weren’t met, they were exceeded.

holder-of-stars:

queenrinacat:

brainstatic:

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

My expectations weren’t met, they were exceeded.

124493    18:14

greglestrade:

some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me

other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand 

greglestrade:

some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me

other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand 

964    17:53

lilbof:

shitslytherinssay:

shitslytherinssay:

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THIS right here 🙃🙃🙃🙃

I’m glad everyone only has 3 traits now, each house officially has a trait no one values 😂 Merlin help us.

Everyone’s house is valid and important. People who tear us apart are doing an injustice.

If you’re a Gryffindor I admire your bravery and your nerve to do things that aren’t always easy.

If you’re a Ravenclaw I admire how you want to learn things and gain knowledge but I also admire your creativity.

If your a Hufflepuff I admire how hard you work and your loyalty to those you care about. (You’re a true friend to those who need one)

And if you’re a Slytherin I admire your cunningness and your sharp tongue and how you protect your friends and stick together through everything.

Okay but all the houses have bad personal traits that have small impacts on the person. A lil bit crazy, full of themselves, too trusting. Then slytherin has MOSTLY EVIL. That’s not a flaw or personality trait. That’s a generalization of the entire character.

lilbof:

shitslytherinssay:

shitslytherinssay:

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THIS right here 🙃🙃🙃🙃

I’m glad everyone only has 3 traits now, each house officially has a trait no one values 😂 Merlin help us.

Everyone’s house is valid and important. People who tear us apart are doing an injustice.

If you’re a Gryffindor I admire your bravery and your nerve to do things that aren’t always easy.

If you’re a Ravenclaw I admire how you want to learn things and gain knowledge but I also admire your creativity.

If your a Hufflepuff I admire how hard you work and your loyalty to those you care about. (You’re a true friend to those who need one)

And if you’re a Slytherin I admire your cunningness and your sharp tongue and how you protect your friends and stick together through everything.

Okay but all the houses have bad personal traits that have small impacts on the person. A lil bit crazy, full of themselves, too trusting. Then slytherin has MOSTLY EVIL. That’s not a flaw or personality trait. That’s a generalization of the entire character.

165727    17:38

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

my dad: walks into the room while i’m playing club penguin the family computer

me:

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worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

my dad: walks into the room while i’m playing club penguin the family computer

me:

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262327    17:36

thenymreaper:

snarthurt:

itsbisexualbiatch:

snarthurt:

itsbisexualbiatch:

snarthurt:

this is an england hate blog

HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!

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oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄

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I’ve been thinking about this for days. The 1800s??? The 1800s????

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The 1800s ???????????????!

thenymreaper:

snarthurt:

itsbisexualbiatch:

snarthurt:

itsbisexualbiatch:

snarthurt:

this is an england hate blog

HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!

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oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄

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I’ve been thinking about this for days. The 1800s??? The 1800s????

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The 1800s ???????????????!